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- Don't just be the woman that he thinks of while he's watching porn, be the woman he MAKES porn with. — Nikhil Saluja
- Hey! Did you know: - sex is okay - so is masturbation - watching porn wont make you impure - one night… — Ream
- Men watching porn is like women watching the Food Network: they are both watching things they are never gonna do! — Green Monk
- No more waking up at noon, updating FC for an hour, and spending the rest of the day cashing FC checks and… — Philip J Kaplan
- Watching porn with the Girlfriend... Ok,so what if it's on the Animal Planet!! — Mike Smith
- Being here, man, it's like watching porn. There's nothing bad about it at all. — Chad Ochocinco
- Dont write or post d things if u dont believe d shit..coz its lyk writing d bible or a holybook..while watching porn — Raveen
- A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. he decided to test it at dinner: Dad: Son where… — Unknown Author