War Instead Quotes

2 War Instead quotes by 2 unique authors

• If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think… — Jack Handey
• Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. — Ogden Nash

Who Wrote These War Instead Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 2 War Instead Quotes as follows:

• 1 War Instead Quote by Ogden Nash
• 1 War Instead Quote by Jack Handey