Best Wal Mart Quotations

88 Wal Mart quotes by 68 unique authors

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people. — Carlos Mencia
You can tell a lot about a person from what they purchase at Wal-Mart. My purchase says that I don't shower or wipe my ass. — Green Monk
It's a tough thing to know that when you're making your album, you're going to end up collaborating with, say, Wal-Mart, on your artwork. That… — Ben Folds
More and more, more and more digital, in particular, I think you'll see in our stores next year, as we start combining these digital products… — Lee Scott
One of the things that strikes me is so many of the critics are people whose lifestyle doesn't change when the price of fuel changes,… — Lee Scott
There are going to be some people who never want Wal-Mart. That's OK. — Lee Scott
I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price. — Gretchen Wilson
I was at wal-mart the other day and saw a blind man bleed to death trying to read a cheese grater. — Unknown Author
Finding love is like walking into wal-mart looking for a pair of jordan concords. — Unknown Author
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a… — Gabriel Iglesias
Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no fucking paper. — Nikhil Saluja

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