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• It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
• The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a…
• I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
• I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
• I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
• Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
• A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
• It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do…
• To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.
• There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here,…
• Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of…
• Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their…

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