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Vernon Quotes by Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon. "Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to…
- Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.
- I had a dream about a motorcycle," said Harry, remembering suddenly. "It was flying." Uncle Vernon nearly crashed into the car in front. He turned…
- What's that?" he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. "If it's another form for me to sign, you've got…
- They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the doormat. "Get the mail, Dudley," said Uncle Vernon from behind his…
- Oh, these people's minds work in strange ways, Petunia, they're not like you and me," said Uncle Vernon, trying to knock in a nail with…
- That evening, Dudley paraded around the living room for the family in his brand new uniform...As he looked at Dudley in his new knickerbockers, Uncle…
- I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it…
- The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled instead with fruit…
- He [Uncle Vernon] held up the envelope in which Mrs. Weasley’s letter had come, and Harry had to fight down a laugh. Every bit of…
- They run off eckeltricity, do they?" he said knowledgeably. "Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect plugs," he added to Uncle Vernon. "And…
- Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb.
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- I'm convinced from what I know of Vernon Bundy that his testimony was truthful. — Jim Garrison
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- When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon. — Marc Maron
- Whenever I'm in Glasgow I go and stand outside the front of the house I grew up in, which is in Mount… — John Barrowman
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- I like playing Vernon Dursley in 'Harry Potter,' because that gives me a license to be horrible to kids. I hate the… — Richard Griffiths
- And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon. "Well..." said Moody, pushing back his… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling