Vegetable Quotes

198 quotes by 176 authors

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable. — Frank Zappa
Now sir, said the bulldog in his business-like way. 'Are you a animal, vegetable, or mineral?' - The Magician's Nephew — C.S. Lewis
Do you like vegetables?" Sophie asked, hoping to steer the conversation towards a slightly less dangerous kind of food. "You is trying to change the… — Roald Dahl
I have no pity for myself either. So let it be Veronal. But I wish Hercule Poirot had never retired from work and come here… — Agatha Christie
I accept the Organic Trinity of Mineral, Vegetable, and Animal with as much authority as I accept the Holy Trinity. Both are sacred. — Terry Tempest Williams
You may not think you eat a lot of corn and soybeans, but you do: 75 percent of the vegetable oils in your diet come… — Michael Pollan
It requires twenty years for a man to rise from the vegetable state in which he is within his mother's womb, and from the pure… — Voltaire
...it will always remain my private persuasion that Nature was absorbed in making cabbages when Mrs. Vesey was born, and that the good lady suffered… — Wilkie Collins
You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm… — Janet Evanovich
I see things and I hear things I do not understand. I'm a skilled, resourceful... vegetable! — Robert Ludlum
Most people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom. — Frank Zappa
How to explain to the earth that it was more functional as a vegetable patch than a flower garden, just as factories were more functional… — Kamila Shamsie
The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday… — Jasper Fforde
All right, two dozen house specials. Any chance one of you might want to live dangerously and try a vegetable? (Aimee) Do we look like… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Mr. Stock came out of the competition tent carrying his zeppelin marrow on one shoulder and demanding to know what was going on. When he… — Diana Wynne Jones
My boy, you shall be everything in the world, animal, vegetable, mineral, protista, or virus, for all I care-before I have done with you-but you… — T.H. White
Dear God, surely you aren't the chef Sam was talking about?" "No," he said with a laugh, and gestured behind him with a thumb. "Cale… — Lynsay Sands
Chocolate is a vegetable. Honest. — Ashok K. Banker
CHOW^TM contained spun, plaited, and woven protein molecules, capped and coded, carefully designed to be ignored by even the most ravenous digestive tract enzymes; no-cal… — Neil Gaiman
All right," sighed Madrigal. "To the baths, then. To make ourselves shiningly clean." Like vegetable, she thought, before they go in the stew. — Laini Taylor

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