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- The function of government is to provide you with service; the function of the media is to supply the Vaseline. — L. Neil Smith
- My unusual beauty tip is that I often use Vaseline to take my make up off. It works great and is good… — Rachel Bilson
- Not true at all. Vaseline is manufactured right here in the United States. — Don Sutton
- You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline. — Leonard Cohen
- Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words… — Ellen DeGeneres
- 3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor. It’s with all the Girly… — John Green
- Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses, and there you… — Malcolm Cowley
- That Awkward Moment When A Nigga Gets Caught Masturbating By His BabyMama. He Doesn't Know What To Hide First, His Dick Or… — Unknown Author
- You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline. Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes. — Lil Kim
- There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never… — Jeri Ryan