Vampire Quotes

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An (emotional) vampire goes in for the kill by stirring up your emotions. Pushing your buttons throws you off center, which renders you easier to… — Judith Orloff
My first real kiss was actually on the set of 'The Vampire's Assistant' with Jessica Carlson who plays my crush in the movie. I was… — Chris Massoglia
After Theda Bara appeared in A Fool There Was, a vampire wave surged over the country. Women appeared in vampire gowns, pendant earrings, and even… — Mary Pickford
A [reformed] vampire ... mostly tries to make reparation for his previous evil by doing good deeds-most commonly, apparently, going into the crime solving business. — Vivian Vande Velde
A vampire may play with his food, but he never sets it free. — Pamela Palmer
I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America. — Seth Grahame-Smith
Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal. — Stephen Colbert
A gold standard is to the moochers and looters in government what sunlight and garlic are to vampires. — Herman Cain
Not stories told by wolf or man to frighten children, of Wolfbane and of werewolves, of grasht and goblins and of silly vampires, fables to… — David Clement-Davies
Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's sort of like… — Molly Harper
If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.' — Bill Maher
For an hour or more he was neither human nor vampire, just a howling, hungry creature of dark delights. — Darren Shan
All we had ever heard about record company people is that they were vampires and criminals...and they killed Elvis Presley. — Bjork
Say goodbye to the energy vampires in your life (the negative souls who steal your enthusiasm). — Robin Sharma
My heart right now is totally connected to a book called The Servant of the Bones, which is not in any way connected with vampires… — Anne Rice
The reason good women like me and flock to my pictures is that there is a little bit of vampire instinct in every woman. — Theda Bara
Many times I've called for Marius, but there was no answer. Just the endless procession of days, months, years... My teacher left me to my… — Stuart Townsend
Garry Shandling is someone I've publicly gone gay for, for jokes. Oh and anyone in the Twilight movies. I don't know any of their names,… — David Duchovny
Vampire teeth really aren't very efficient, are they? It looks very messy. I'm not sure it's the best way to get a pint off anyone. — Saoirse Ronan
I want to be a blonde vampire. Catherine Deneuve was a blonde vampire, and she was my favourite vampire ever. — Radha Mitchell

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