Vampire Quotes
790 quotes by 304 authors
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Who's Myrnin?" Claire controlled an urge to roll her eyes. "Badass crazy vampire scientist who's my boss." "You realize no part of that sentence made…
— Rachel Caine
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At such close range, even she could hit a vampire full force in the shoulder, surprising him considerably. He paused in his attack. “Well, my…
— Gail Carriger
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I miss him, my lady.†“Well, he is now living adjacent. You can hardly miss him all that much.†“True. But we are no longer…
— Gail Carriger
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Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon.
— J R Ward
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I'm sorry about the dinner." "Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome.
— Ilona Andrews
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I was planning on starting a new file on my computer with the title "Phrases That Sound One Way to Witches but Mean Something Else…
— Deborah Harkness
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Ew, no!' Laurel said, brushing past him. Dracula covered half his face with his cape, shunned vampire-style, and scooted away to his perch behind the…
— Sara Shepard
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But I also slaughtered you real mother and father. In a moment of mad rage, I took their lives and left you an orphan. If…
— Darren Shan
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Emerald green eyes studied us from a face that could have been sculpted by one of the classical artists I so admired. Shocked, I dismissed…
— Richelle Mead
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You'll start talking, and pretty soon we'll all start nodding, and then the next thing you know, I'm hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower at…
— Kathy Reichs
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Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people and when the vampire giving you an icy glare is originally from Iceland,…
— Kevin Hearne
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There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I'm grateful you made this choice.
— Mindy Kaling
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He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself,†Bones added. “Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of ‘how many chucks…
— Jeaniene Frost
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The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead…
— Ilona Andrews
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We see ourselves in other people’s eyes. It’s the nature of the human race; we are a species of reflection, hungry for it in every…
— Karen Marie Moning
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What, are you like Buffy or something? A vampire slayer?†I wish. “No, but my sister is. And my boyfriend’s a vampire so I know…
— Mari Mancusi
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After I chased the werewolf and the vampire out of my office, I changed my clothes.
— Ilona Andrews
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Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.
— Charlaine Harris
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Why vampires? You write centuries-long family sagas—why not write historical epics without any hint of the supernatural?"  "Well, that would be boring, wouldn't it?"…
— Carrie Vaughn
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If you lay one hand on Simon, vampire, I'll have you chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to my cat. Understand?
— Cassandra Clare
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