Vampire Quotes

790 quotes by 304 authors

Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!! — Charlaine Harris
Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!" Oh Gods, I just kissed a human! — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe vampires had. Thoughtful.… — Charlaine Harris
The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a… — Jeaniene Frost
Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive. — Charlaine Harris
Reluctantly, I pulled out my necklace and showed it to them. Samuel frowned. The little figure was stylized; I suppose he couldn't tell what it… — Patricia Briggs
I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know… — J R Ward
No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires.… — Laurell K. Hamilton
The ratman froze, staring at me. "Why are you laughing?" His voice held just a hint of unease. Good. I was hoping that the vampires… — Laurell K. Hamilton
One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not… — Laurell K. Hamilton
Larry's zombie bag was a nearly virulent green with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on it. I was almost afraid to ask what his vampire bag… — Laurell K. Hamilton
I believed in immaculate conception and spontaneous combustion. I believed in aliens from outer space and vampires, prophecy, and the resurrection of the dead. I… — Kate Braverman
Vampire. Dangerous. Unknowable. Seriously creepy. This one's name was Constantine. We'd met before. — Robin McKinley
Little fussy Otto, in his red-lined black opera cloak with pockets for all his gear, his shiny black shoes, his carefully cut widow's peak and,… — Terry Pratchett
The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill most people. And maybe the reason vampires donâ€™t die is… — Chuck Palahniuk
Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, â€™cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out… — Charlaine Harris
In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the… — Joss Whedon
Am I a vampire?" Massie asked. "Huh?" Alicia asked. "Then why are you keeping me in the dark? — Lisi Harrison
There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense." "Well, actually, that would be one of the five. — Joss Whedon
Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not… — Joss Whedon

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