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Tom Bodett has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
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The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
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They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and…
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I come from very common stock, and I've always been uncomfortable with pretension and all the forms it can take, including disingenuous…
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I'm not an impersonator. I've only got one voice and only do one guy and his first-person essays.
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It's not like Alaska isn't wilderness - it mostly is. But most Alaskans don't live in the wild. They live on the…
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You can make a new friend but you can't make an old one.
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Professor Al Drake encouraged me to just write the way I talk. I decided if that's what I needed to do, I…
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For some people, you know, Garrison Keillor, Rush Limbaugh, really the stars, they've got a passion. They eat, drink and breathe radio,…
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I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for…
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I'm real. I believe what I'm saying. If Motel 6 wasn't the type of operation they say it is - and I…
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Kids in Alaska don't know they're growing up on the Last Frontier. It's just what they see on the license plates, and…
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He was a hero to his valet, who bullied him, and a terror to most of his relations, whom he bullied in…
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Let the revolting distinction of rich and poor disappear once and for all, the distinction of great and small, of masters and…
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No man is a hero to his own valet.
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When I was four, I asked my mother for a valet for my birthday.
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No man is a hero to his valet. This is not because the hero is no hero, but because the valet is…
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I didn't go to the lectures. My valet, who was more distinguished than I, went instead.
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Some men seem remarkable to the world in whom neither their wives nor their valets saw anything extraordinary. Few men have been…
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If you ask any ordinary reader which of Dickens's proletarian characters he can remember, the three he is almost certain to mention…
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