Vacuum Quotes

243 Vacuum quotes by 215 unique authors

The boy strap 2 Nina's, Smokin out a bag big enough to fit on vacuum cleaners. — Lloyd Banks
Your muddah rides a vacuum cleaner! — Bugs Bunny
Sometimes, I'll be walking down the street, and people will be like, 'You're the guy from the antlers video!' And you can't go certain places.… — Pete Wentz
Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you dont recharge his batteries, he cant suck. — Unknown Author
Why do people picture hell as this endless mass of naked bodies writhing in agony? That is like, so extreme, and, well, partial. Some people… — Cellan Slarcas
Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner! -Buffy Gilmore — Scary Movie
We got $7 a week each, but we really had to earn it. We have to clean our room, vacuum, feed the dogs......it was $7,… — Ashley Olsen
What happened was months and months passed before I read anything where there was a filmmaker I wanted to work with. I wound up sitting… — Cuba Gooding, Jr.
If God offered to give birth to me again, I would like to be devoid of in a vacuum — Mak_786
Where we have come from, there was nothing where we are present,also everything Being some are even here is not nothing, and where we want… — Mak_786
Too bad Steve Jobs didn't invent the vacuum. I think the iSuck would have been a big seller. — Laura S
You and my old vacuum cleaner have a lot in common. You both suck and are completely useless to me. — Unknown Author
Sometimes, despite what has been said to the contrary, actions don't quite speak as loud as the written expression of bearing one's soul. I think… — Chip Deaton
We must turn back to God. We have thrown God out of our homes, schools, colleges and universities and the vacuum so created has been… — Dada JP Vaswani
THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE. Even what they eat and drink, these palefaces who don't know what wine is ... their ugliness ... their pink… — Unknown Author
My bitch suck, she a vacuum. Fuck her in the ass every time I'm in a bad mood. Ain't got a choice, know she do… — Mac Miller
Just took a massive dump on a vacuum cleaner. Your move, Bieber. — Nikhil Saluja
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may… — Jeff Stilson

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