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Long ago, when Harry had been left alone while the Dursley's went out to enjoy themselves, the hours of solitude had been a rare treat:… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers. Remember when you're talkin' to the man upstairs; that just because he doesn't answer doesn't mean he don't… — Garth Brooks
When an elevator brings u upstairs, you better send it back down in order to bring others up! — Dikembe Mutombo
Old habits cannot be thrown out the upstairs window. They have to be coaxed downstairs one step at a time. — Mark Twain
I used to pride myself on being impervious to the sentimentalities of soap opera, but when that loveliest of actresses, Rachel Gurney, of Upstairs, Downstairs,… — S. J. Perelman
It makes me feel kind of weird, but obviously the Man Upstairs gave me something and it touches people, and I'm just so blessed. — Eddie Van Halen
I don't have a formal home recording studio, but I can record tracks on my computer upstairs in my office. — Huey Lewis
I spend a lot of time working as a painter and in my studio I go from upstairs where I paint to downstairs where I… — Andy Summers
Dinner was meat - not hunks of meat, as in Australia, but pathetic scraps of meat, as in Britain - which the girls upstairs transformed… — Clive James
Sometimes we're at hotels, and I'll answer the phone. They'll say, 'Mr. Ripa, your breakfast is coming upstairs.' And I'm like, Is my father-in-law here?… — Mark Consuelos
I come from a very working-class background, so my family would have been downstairs in the past, as opposed to upstairs. People are often quite… — Michelle Dockery
As we celebrate mediocrity, all the boys upstairs want to see. How much you'll pay for what you used to get for free. — Tom Petty
My name is Luka I live on the second floor. I live upstairs from you, yes, I think you've seen me before. — Suzanne Vega
You can always create a fraction by putting one variable upstairs and another variable downstairs, but that soes not establish any causal relationship between them,… — Thomas Sowell
Maybe since I was 35 years old it was time to go upstairs. — Wellington Mara
Never discuss the poem you contemplate writing. It's like turning on the outside spigot. It takes all the pressure off the upstairs bathroom. — Robert Frost
I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to… — Lewis Grizzard
I thought the only way you can get into things is... through the basement... exactly where my studio was ... I could creep upstairs and… — Paula Rego
Lots of people today would never consider themselves guilty of idolatry as far as it is spelled out in the Ten Commandments, but by reducing… — Charlie Campbell
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. — Robert Frost
A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, 'Wait a minute. This apartment doesn't have a ceiling.' The… — Gilbert Gottfried
Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check. — M.C. Escher
The secret to a happy marriage is if you can be at peace with someone within four walls, if you are content because the one… — Bruce Forsyth
My mom's whole side of the family, they're all Packers fans. My mom's a Bears fan. My stepdad is a Vikings guy. So that gets… — Ashton Kutcher
I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in… — Norm MacDonald

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