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Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing… — Roseanne Barr
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he… — Roseanne Barr
Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.… — James M. Barrie
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' — Joey Adams
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. — Dave Barry
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can… — Dave Barry
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find… — Dave Barry
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. — Dave Barry
And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came… — Dave Barry
I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. — Lynda Barry
I grew up in a house that had a whole lot of trouble. As much trouble as you could imagine. — Lynda Barry
I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it… — Lynda Barry
Playing and fun are not the same thing, though when we grow up we may forget that and find ourselves mixing up playing with happiness.… — Lynda Barry
The thing that really struck me when I went to junior high was class. I grew up on a pretty poor street, but the school… — Lynda Barry
Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their girlfriends. — Drew Barrymore
At 35, I'm definitely starting to feel more like a grown-up than I ever have. There's nothing in my life that is childish or whimsical.… — Drew Barrymore
The low points I had all helped make up my character, so I probably wouldn't want to do away with them because I like being… — Drew Barrymore
When you've been locked up in a mental institution, people are going to ask questions. It was OK, because I didn't have to act perfect… — Drew Barrymore
It's not just about acting. I love film, I'm a director now, I love writing, I love producing, I love having a company that makes… — Drew Barrymore
The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make… — Drew Barrymore

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