Unicorns Quotes

62 Unicorns quotes by 52 unique authors

There was a time when I thought I turned terrible things over in my mind because I read and wrote too many scary stories. (Note… — Patrick Carman
But it isnâ€™t a rough draft either. The one I turned in several months ago was rough. There were some bad plot holes, some logical… — Patrick Rothfuss
A lot of brainless unicorns swaggering about and calling themselves educated just because they can push each other off a horse with a bit of… — T.H. White
Listen. I may not be much, but I'm all I've got. Maybe you need a magnifying glass to find my face in my high school… — Haruki Murakami
Wanna rock you, girl, with a butterfly tunic. / No, I'm not gay, I'm just your emo enuch. / Gonna smile real shy, won't cop… — Libba Bray
Every poem is a coat of arms. It must be deciphered. How much blood, how many tears in exchange for these axes, these muzzles, these… — Jean Cocteau
Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first. — Jim Butcher
I think that it will be the mobile technologies, both from the enterprise and the consumer side, where super unicorns will come from. I still… — David Sze
Save the unicorns! ^.^ — Tumblr
Unicorns are soo magical! SO IS YOUR BIRTHDAY! They poop out rainbows!! But you make everyone smile! YOU'RE SOOOOOOO AWESOME! I'M SO SUPER HAPPY THAT… — Jasmine
I wish it was rainbow and unicorns again instead of skulls and cross-bones. — Jasmine Laura
Ugly girls are like unicorns they don't exist — Fading_scars
Unicorns are real! Just most of them are big, fat, and gray, also like to be called rhinos — No Idea
Take criticism, smash it into dust, add color, and use it to take breathtaking pictures of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness. — Unknown Author
Correction:Christmas trees don't grow on trees;they need rainbows,lumberjacks,and Leprechauns on unicorns playing jock jams on glockenspiels. — Ryan Ross
Omg!my purple ninja unicorns just got here and they stole my crayons! but don't worry. my mom is beating them up. — Your Mom
Holy magical unicorns my red monkey ninja fish just stole my crayons.;) — Myself
I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at unicorns. — Jarod Kintz
Ugly girls are like Unicorns, They never EXISTS — Arashi
I wanna be a unicorn. — Ariana Grande

Who Wrote These Unicorns Quotes

52 authors contributed a total of 62 Unicorns Quotes, led by these top contributors: