Unfunny Quotes

16 quotes by 15 authors

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. — Paul Rudd
I trained at The Groundlings and was surrounded by some very funny women and also some very unfunny men. I didn't feel a sense of… — Kaitlin Olson
It ought to be an offense to be excruciating and unfunny in circumstances where your audience is almost morally obliged to enthuse. — Christopher Hitchens
There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline. — Al Yankovic
There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes. — Lake Bell
Maybe nothing's so unfunny as an omen read wrong. — Michael Herr
Why, in our culture, do so many discussions of male/female roles seem so painful, unfair, unreal, unfunny, and even preposterous? Â Because of men who demand… — Stu Weber
If the first â€˜Hangoverâ€™ movie were this awful, there never would have been a Part Two. This is a joyless, unfunny mix of comedy and… — Mick LaSalle
I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is… — Nigel Cole
I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you. — Patton Oswalt
One day he said, "I'll tell this town How it feels to be an unfunny clown." And he told them all why he looked so… — Shel Silverstein
If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn't… — Banksy
Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I'm a comedian, and even cancer couldn't stop me from seeing the humor in… — Gilda Radner
That awkward moment when you have to fake laugh at all the unfunny things your friends' parents say!.. — SoVeryAwkward
You make me smile for no reason whatsoever, you make me laugh at the unfunny things, but most of all, you make me love you… — Bernajoy Vaal

Who Wrote These Unfunny Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 16 Unfunny Quotes as follows: