Uncles Quotes

392 Uncles quotes by 309 unique authors

Then Arjuma saw in both armies fathers, grandfathers, sons, grandsons; fathers of wives, uncles, masters; brothers companions and friends. . . . When Arjuna thus… — Juan Mascaro
On the whole, my family had always adopted a reserved attitude toward Zionism; my great-uncle Edmond had acted on his own in generously supporting Jewish… — Guy de Rothschild
Got a house on the hill, cost a couple of mill, Juicy J got bank like Uncle Phil. — Juicy J
It is less dangerous to draw a cartoon of Allah French-kissing Uncle Sam — which, let me make it very clear, I have not done… — Tina Fey
TV tends to look for the living equivalents of squeaky-clean Kens and Barbies, but with my dial I'm more like Ken's dirty old uncle. — John C. McGinley
I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west. — Rodney Dangerfield
I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved. — Rodney Dangerfield
My life's experiences, I've always had, my uncle used to call it antenna. I know what's going to happen oftentimes before it happened when it's… — Terrence Howard
You've got a problem. Part of what you own isn't yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle… — Ben Feldman
I felt like I was an outsider. I think what happened to me made me develop this street sense of watching people and working out… — Tobey Maguire
I used to be Amish. I had to stay a lot with my grandparents or aunts and uncles who are Amish, so I was sort… — Verne Troyer
My grandfather had two boys, my uncle had three boys, my dad had me and my two brothers, each of my brothers have had two… — Greg Kinnear
It was my mom and I against the world. We lived in New York in this bohemian lifestyle where an extended group of artists and… — Brooke Shields
North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing uncle mumbles at… — Bill Maher
I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting… — George Lopez
There are 3 kinds of magic in our world. The peddling little magician magic like Uncle Andrew in 'The Magicians Newphew' where people mess around… — Douglas Gresham
I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got a… — Lee Friedlander
Since I learned the truth in Mecca, my dearest friends have come to include all kinds -- some Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, agnostics, and even… — Malcolm X
. . . this rage - I have never forgotten it - contained every anger, every revolt I had ever felt in my life -… — Ellen Glasgow
Johnny Mercer was my father's best friend and became mine as well. And Harold Arlen, whom I would call Uncle Harry, and Harry Warren: those… — Margaret Whiting
I think one man is just as good as another so long as he's not a n*gger or a Chinaman. Uncle Will says that the… — Harry S. Truman
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? — Margaret Smith
It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning after a bender,… — Molly O'Neill
Ralph Stanley is like an uncle to us and now that all my uncles are gone, Ralph's singing is even more precious. This album of… — Garrison Keillor
You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them. — Anthony Jeselnik

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