Um Quotes

267 Um quotes by 192 unique authors

Seal the door behind us. (Acheron) Um, not to be argumentative or anything, but didn’t we have to fight to get that opened? (Kish) Well,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Um, guys, I hate to interrupt whatever weirdness you two are partaking in, but we have a situation in here you might want to check… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Any time you need an expert parental hand- (Zarek) I’ll find Jericho. (Astrid) Um, could you at least wait until that thing’s housebroken? (Jericho) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that. Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord… — Steve Kluger
simon: that's disgusting! me: what's disgusting? simon: you know. you put your thing in the place where he, um, defecates. — David Levithan
Shh," he said. "Look." "Where?" "Can't you see'um?" he whispered. "All the Terabithians standing on tiptoe to see you." "Me?" "Shh, yes. There's a rumor… — Katherine Paterson
Um, Dr. Alexander, there’s a couple out here who say they’re related to you. They…um…they’re biker people. (Nurse) Hey, Julian. Tell Attila the Hun here… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Amos stopped before the entrance, which was the size of a garage door—a dark heavy square of timber with no visible handle or lock. “Carter… — Rick Riordan
no' when no one answered, Derek looked from face to face, then settled his glower in me. 'absolutely not.' 'um, I was the one keeping… — Kelley Armstrong
Okay, okay, backing off. Um, I suppose this would be a bad time to ask you to talk to Pete for me, you know, about… — Jennifer Rardin
Whathat!" Tyson gasped. "Those are the stables for the pegasi," I replied, "You know, winged horses?" "Whasthat!" "Um... those are the toilets. — Rick Riordan
Max?” said the Gasman. “Are those, um, rats?” Lovely. “Yes, those do appear to be either rats or mice on steroids,” I said briskly, trying… — James Patterson
I just wish I could walk into my Senator’s office and say, “Senator Dude, Um, we have a problem with these sicko scientists…” But then… — James Patterson
How is it possible that our parents lied to us?" "Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy,the Easter bunny,um, God. You're the prettiest kid in school.… — Brian K. Vaughan
Ritsu: Please, Onii-san, please write with takoyaki power! Mitsuru: Yes, sensei! With ikyayaki or takoyaki or whatever it takes! Write quickly, without hesitation! Ah... Um...… — Natsuki Takaya
Um, Faythe?” Marc reached for my arm, and a small grin turned up one corner of his beautiful mouth. “As my first official piece of… — Rachel Vincent
Here you go, dear."" The corners of Mrs. Colbert's mouth curled up. "You like meat, don't you?" Emily blinked. Was it her, or did that… — Sara Shepard
Can I…I mean, do you mind if I sleep up here? If you don't, I, um, understand. I just—" "Yes." The word bolted out of… — Lilith Saintcrow
A second floor window opened, and Kyle stuck his head and shoulders out so he could look down at us. “If you two are finished… — Patricia Briggs
Little Life Lesson 51: When selecting a member of a group to put on the Endangered Species List, it’s probably best not to pick the… — Michele Jaffe
Having your own, um, cave at eighteen is pretty cool. — Richelle Mead
listen, a goad's anything that provokes or incites an enemy --- let me have a go: cursed deamon! you have met your end! the shivering… — Jonathan Stroud
My grandmother used to say that there's something truly intimate about sharing food with the people you love." [Stacey] "Intimate? Sharing food? People you love?"… — Laurie Faria Stolarz
Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets. — Rick Riordan
She'd read somewhere that normal, healthy men got up to twenty erections a day. Um...yep, Ares was definitely healthy. — Larissa Ione

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192 authors contributed a total of 267 Um Quotes, led by these top contributors: