Best Two Minutes Sayings

96 Two Minutes quotes by 91 unique authors

When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a… — Kelly Jones
Most of my videos consist of fragments, one or two minutes long. They are haikus or sketches. I have thousands. — Jonas Mekas
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus. — Ogden Nash
As the chief speaker at the dedication of the national cemetery at the Gettysburg Battlefield, statesman Edward Everett wrote to Lincoln: I should be glad… — Abraham Lincoln
If the heart stops for more than two minutes, you have massive brain death. There are only two minutes between our conscious world and zero.… — Robin Gibb
To attain the rank of grand master of memory, you must be able to perform three seemingly superhuman feats. You have to memorize 1,000 digits… — Joshua Foer
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. — Kevin Nealon
Texting is addicting. Once you get emotionally involved with constant outside stimulation assaulting your brain, it is hard to stop looking at your machine every… — Bill O'Reilly
For every two minutes of glamour, there are eight hours of hard work. — Jessica Savitch
Acting is a bit like being an athlete. You spend all your time getting ready to do something for two minutes. All the things that… — Christopher Walken
I love telling stories. I love the intimacy between the writer and reader. When you write sketches it's over in two minutes. When you write… — David Walliams
I have one talent, and that's figuring out what people want about two minutes before they know it themselves. — Felix Dennis
I was born and raised in the ghetto, on welfare, two minutes from homeless. — will.i.am
Oh, impossible. Fancy cream puffs so soon after breakfast. The very idea made one shudder. All the same, two minutes later Jose and Laura were… — Katherine Mansfield
He almost danced to the fridge, found the three least hairy things in it, put them on a plate and watched them intently for two… — Douglas Adams
My father took one hundred and thirty-two minutes to die. I counted. It happened on the Jellicoe Road. The prettiest road I’d ever seen, where… — Melina Marchetta
All of a sudden America wasn't about hamburgers and hot rods anymore. It was about the Mayflower and Plymouth Rock. It was about something that… — Jeffrey Eugenides
Of all the delectable islands the Neverland is the snuggest and most compact, not large and sprawly, you know, with tedious distances between one adventure… — James M. Barrie
I think that's such a beautiful sentiment. Love should only last as long as a very expensive and impractical bikini that looks stunning, but dissolves… — Emma Forrest
It happened fast. Thirty-two minutes for one world to die, another to be born. — Justin Cronin
Einstein was once asked how many feet are in a mile. Einstein's reply was "I don't know, why should I fill my brain with facts… — Albert Einstein
When you have only two minutes to say good-bye to the person you love most in the world, and you don’t know when you’ll see… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Most of us, even if only for two minutes in our lives, have experienced at some time or another an inexplicable and random sense of… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Last night I thought about all the kerosene I've used in the past ten years. And I thought about books. And for the first time… — Ray Bradbury
Success is a function of persistence and doggedness and the willingness to work hard for twenty-two minutes to make sense of something that most people… — Malcolm Gladwell

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