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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands. — Ted
Discouragement and bitterness are two ways to draw you away from God. — Senoraroy
There are really only two things a girl needs to be a good dancer: rhythm and a willingness to dance with me. — Prince Shawn
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. — Nikhil Saluja
COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. — Nikhil Saluja
FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. — Nikhil Saluja
BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down… — Nikhil Saluja
CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. — Nikhil Saluja
DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay the taxes to… — Nikhil Saluja
CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead. — Nikhil Saluja
Love and lust are two different things. Love never ends but lust does. — Bulumko Pantsi
God created us different. We all have something we've been destined to become. Don't rush into being like someone else and leave who you should… — Ritu Ghatourey
People often make two mistakes in their search of inner peace... focusing on things they cannot change, and ignoring things they can change — Ritu Ghatourey
A beautiful girl is always hated by the other girls around her for two reasons, jealousy and attraction of the boys towards her. — Nikhil Saluja
Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings. — Trobish
The reason people have two arms is for them to hug the people that they love. — Ryaj Ablando Catayas
What is so special about LOVE? Two vowels, two consonants and two fools. — Nishan Panwar
I want to be an actor - I don't want to be a celebrity. They are two different things, and people have forgotten that they… — Penn Dayton Badgley
Personally I think the highs of Bankers are not unlike the cravings for drugs and alcohol which is why the two might overlap... — Kyle MacDonald
I have two older brothers. I am the baby. We're all very, very close. We're great communicators, so we get along really well. — Ed Westwick

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