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Life is most enjoyed on two occasions: when intoxicated or not giving a fuck. Im doing both so I'm elated. — Stephanie Cook
It seems to me that people cannot be divided into two groups on the basis of whether or not they are attempting to change, but… — Jo Coudert
Huh , 2 Pac back I'm two glocks strapped rollin down in philly this the new Iraq. — Meek Mill
I don't give any of my two middle hands finger...you can kiss my natural skinny ass... — Unknown Author
My hundred dough, Im wherever that money go. Glock 9 in my underclothes, you cop two of them, we frontin 4. — Meek Mill
Oh, thats your girl? Well I dont give a massa two shits Massachusets. Okay Im westside, westside till Im riding underneath them tulips. — Big Sean
Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude. — Eric Cartman
If you'd like to learn more about sexual education, don't! Nobody likes a know-it-all who sits around talking about their genitalia. Now, I think you… — Hank Hill
Bobby I'm going to tell you to do two things I hope you never have to do again, tape the Cowboys game and fetch me… — Hank Hill
First rule, never let em change you Rule two, do you to the fullest And never be ashamed to Your just good at what they… — Lupe Fiasco
Losing respect for someone is not reversible; when its lost its lost, it's gone. It's not a misunderstanding, it's a choice, a person's decision to… — Danny Santagato
Sex is a two way treat and is only dirty when it's done right. — Danny Santagato
Two things man has struggled to understand for years 1) The mysteries of the universe 2) The mind of a woman. — Jatinder Babbar
Alan: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man… — The Hangover
Im not saying Im number one, uh sorry I lied Im number one two three four and five. — Krs One
There are two kinds of fathers in traditional households: the fathers of sons and the fathers of daughters. These two kinds of fathers sometimes co-exist… — Letty Cottin Pogrebin
EXAMPLE AND EXPERIENCE ARE THE ONLY TWO TEACHERS THAT LEAD TO KNOWLEDGE. — Ritika Bawa Chopra
Life mostly brings forth two choices: One, that is the easier way out but morally fallacious, The second, difficult, yet the correct one. We need… — Ritika Bawa Chopra
If you're a two-faced person and ur talking behind me... then you're in a good position to kiss my ass! — Unknown Author
If you are bent on revenge, dig two graves. — Old Chinese Proverb

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