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The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - sometimes three — Alexandre Dumas PÃ¨re
The Democrats think Republicans are stealing elections. The Republicans think Democrats are stealing elections. And those of us independent of the two old parties know… — Unknown Author
As to diseases, make a habit of two things - to help, or at least, to do no harm. — Hippocrates
When two divorced people marry, four people get into bed — Jewish Proverb
Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, And that has made… — Robert Frost
It (The New York Times) reads like it was edited by two elderly sociologists, one of whom has been dead for many years — Garrison Keillor
The difference between moral dilemmas and ethical ones, philosophers say, is that in moral issues the choice is between right and wrong. In ethics, the… — Unknown Author
Once I was a forty pound weakling. Now I am two separate gorillas. — Vivian Stanshall
Foolish men imagine that because judgement for an evil thing is delayed, there is no justice; but only accident here below. Judgement for an evil… — Thomas Carlyle
Football features two of the worst aspects of American life, violence and committee meetings. — Unknown Author
There are two kinds of fidelity - that of dogs and that of cats; and you gentlemen, have the fidelity of cats who never leave… — Napoleon Bonaparte
No pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a geriatric home at Weston-super-Mare — Kingsley Amis
Lloyd could get down in two from off the earth. — Tommy Bolt
We are destined to be roots, trunks, branches, and wings. When flying is out of reach, we are two hands of dirt closer to infinity. — Mariana Fulger
History is a conflict of two moral types - the predatory and the constructive - and these can be found in all societies, all civilizations — Unknown Author
I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. — Stephen Wright
There are two sorts of hypocrites: one that are deceived with their outward morality and external religion; many of whom are professed Arminians, in the… — Jonathan Edwards
This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle.… — Bill Hicks
If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's life, I have two things… — Unknown Author
Take one step towards Him - He takes two towards you, even when all else fails, God supports you — Unknown Author

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