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I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or… — Drew Carey
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own,… — George Carlin
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. — George Carlin
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. — George Carlin
The two things I was positive about in life were that I was going to be a teacher at a boarding school or an operative… — Tucker Carlson
Foolish men imagine that because judgment for an evil thing is delayed, there is no justice; but only accident here below. Judgment for an evil… — Thomas Carlyle
War is a quarrel between two thieves too cowardly to fight their own battle. — Thomas Carlyle
No ghost was every seen by two pair of eyes. — Thomas Carlyle
Everywhere the human soul stands between a hemisphere of light and another of darkness; on the confines of the two everlasting empires, necessity and free… — Thomas Carlyle
If you do two versions of a film, they should be identical. With the same frames and settings. — Marcel Carne
Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. — Dale Carnegie
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other… — Dale Carnegie
Everyone believed the Senate could not really be led. It used to take so long to rise up through seniority. In two years Lyndon Johnson… — Robert Caro
If we don't take effective measures now, the Netherlands could be torn between two extreme rights. — Ayaan Hirsi Ali
We lived within two hundred yards of the sea, and its voice was in our ears night and day. — Edward Carpenter
I have two different categories of favorite films. One is the emotional favorites, which means these are generally films that I saw when I was… — John Carpenter
People who truly love us can be divided into two categories: those who understand us, and those who forgive us our worst sins. Rarely do… — Jonathan Carroll
And I've always said, 'If two people think the same thing about everything, one of them isn't necessary.' We need to be able to understand… — Benjamin Carson
Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up. — Muhammad Ali
Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once. — Helena Bonham Carter

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