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Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that… — Mitch Hedberg
It's going to take a certain man for me to ever get involved with, because he'll have to realize I don't have two children, I… — Pamela Anderson
In life you have two choices. You can laugh or you can cry. You have to laugh, you have to. — Mariska Hargitay
Still, I wonder if more women artists, musicians and writers aren't household names because we don't have enough faith in our own pursuits to give… — Holly Robinson Peete
I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. Or two words â€“ Big Business. — Donald Trump
There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death. — Ann Coulter
I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls. — Robbie Williams
But I've often said that if I had â€“ I have two dogs â€“ if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And… — Bill Maher
You canâ€™t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are… — Bill Maher
Based on every statement Iâ€™ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government. — Bill Maher
I have to paint at least two times a week, and there's not enough time in the day to do everything. — Mary Lynn Rajskub
No, if I wore a sleeveless shirt, people would try to feed me after the match. If you got the guns, go for it. I… — Andy Roddick
Every Morning You Have Two Choices: Continue To Sleep With Your Dreams, Or Wake Up and Chase Them. — Carmelo Anthony
We worked under a lot of pressure... three days to do an episode, sometimes two in a week, 39 episodes a year — Lloyd Bridges
My father is black and my mother is white. Therefore, I could answer to either, which kind of makes me a racial Lone Ranger, caught… — Wentworth Miller
There's the private persona and the public persona and the two shall never meet — Liev Schreiber
Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so… — Maria Bamford
I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I… — Gabriel Byrne
I've done a whole lot of things. I've had the pleasure of introducing two presidents, several senators and congressmen. — Roy Acuff
The years go so fast. I mean, I just realized that at the end of the year I will be twenty-two, and I just turned… — Nastassja Kinski

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