Best Twist Lines
310 Twist quotes by 265 unique authors
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If someone wrote it and it had a peculiar twist, I've read it.
— Dean Koontz
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The brain sits snugly inside the skull, but it's not a completely flush fit - there is still a layer of fluid between bone and…
— Jeffrey Kluger
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The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them to fit our own image. Otherwise we…
— Thomas Merton
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I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought…
— Dylan Moran
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You don't have to twist my arm to work.
— Henry Rollins
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I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.
— Richard Simmons
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Comedy, not screaming at someone, can make someone lift their legs higher. There is a way to do a push-up and a sit-up, and it…
— Richard Simmons
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What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.
— Donald Trump
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I see myself as a true modernist. Even when I do a traditional gown, I give it a modern twist. I go to the past…
— Vera Wang
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The old Court you and I served so long will not be worthy of its traditions if Nixon can twist, turn and fashion If Nixon…
— Earl Warren
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There is no thing that with a twist of the imagination cannot be something else. Porpoises risen in a green sea, the wind at nightfall…
— William Carlos Williams
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Frodo drew himself up, and again Sam was startled by his words and his stern voice. 'On the Precious? How dare you?' he said. 'Think!…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves…
— Terry Pratchett
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And what an example of the power of dress young Oliver Twist was! Wrapped in the blanket which had hitherto formed his only covering, he…
— Charles Dickens
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Crush humanity out of shape once more, under similar hammers, and it will twist itself into the same tortured forms. Sow the same seeds of…
— Charles Dickens
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After two hours it stopped raining and in the same moment the spell broke, which Peroquet and the Admiral and Captain Jumeau knew by a…
— Susanna Clarke
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Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.
— Rick Riordan
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but that mimosa grove - the haze of stars, the tingle, the flame, the honey-dew, and the ache remained with me, and that little girl…
— Vladimir Nabokov
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You got a job?" "Ignatius hasta help me at home," Mrs. Reilly said. Her initial courage was failing a little, and she began to twist…
— John Kennedy Toole
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And there were other rocks that were like animals, creeping, horrible animals, putting out their tongues, and others were like words I could not say,…
— Arthur Machen
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It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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So you wish to conquer in the Olympic Games, my friend? And I, too... But first mark the conditions and the consequences. You will have…
— Epictetus
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Your father always suspected that being pretty-minded is simply the natural state for most people. They want to be vapid and lazy and vain—Maddy glanced…
— Scott Westerfeld
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I should be very much obliged if you would slip your revolver into your pocket. An Eley's No. 2 is an excellent argument with gentlemen…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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The adult must seem to mislead the child, and the Master the dog. They misread the signs. Their ignorance and their wishes twist everything. You…
— Sheldon Vanauken
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