Twins Quotes

428 Twins quotes by 343 unique authors

Some twins feel like they need to compare themselves to each other, but we're not that way. That's because of my parents, though, and having… — Ashley Olsen
I'm too hot with two twins with no top and two glocks. Outside of my trap spot look like a benz lot. — Gucci Mane
There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared and that is twins — Josh Billings
Always and Forever — James Lafferty
We thought it might be fun to have twins. — Unknown Author
Ive learned to ignore everything. In the beginning, I thought I was too sensitive for this. Id Google myself and it would freak me out.… — Kim Kardashian
I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage. -Santana [to Sam] — Glee
All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
If Faith had twins, she'd probably have two Pacs, Get it, Tu-Pac's? — Biggie Smalls
Chef in the kitchen with that pure white chemical. Make twins out of one bird identical. — Red Cafe
Lil wayne and that squirrel climbin on yo tree outside look like twins. — Michael Blackson
Its easy to be Puff, its harder to be Sean what if the twins ask why I aint marry their mom, why, damn! How do… — Dirty Money
When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks… — Dwight Schrute
Your face and My ass can be twins.... — Unknown Author
Desert Eagles, they twins, I call em Cain and Abel. Hundred K in my pocket, that shit as thick as a Bible. — Young Jeezy
Threw the roof off this bitch like we just had a tornado. Desert Eagles, they twins, I call em Cain and Abel. — Young Jeezy
Your face n my ass could be twins. — Unknown Author
Spinners spin, on the 20-twins that Mercedes-Benz. Dividends made a change of plans well that all depends. — Asap Rocky
Im going to name my future twins piglet and pooh so when I ask piglet what she has to do she can say Pooh:) — Unknown Author
A pair of identical twins in China married another pair of identical twins. What are the odds of that? Actually, in China, about 3 to… — Seth Meyers
If we respect each other, our world will be natural, loving, wonderful and exceptional. Love and respect are like fraternal twins in such godly oasis,… — Lorna Grace
Four Married Men are at a BAR. MAN 1 : Imagine, my pregnant wife was reading a novel called ONE BROWN GAL, then my wife… — Muniir Zero
I know I'm acting like a kid but I LOVE the double affect — VIVAN
Rolling them skinny like Olsen twins. — Ace Hood
You know what would be fun? To have a set of twins, name them Dumbo and Goofy and then just sit back and see how… — Nikhil Saluja

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