Twain Quotes

96 Twain quotes by 78 unique authors

And I knew in my bones that Emily Dickinson wouldn't have written even one poem if she'd had two howling babies, a husband bent on… — Jennifer Donnelly
But now, you are twain, you are cloven apart Flesh of his flesh, but heart of my heart. — Algernon Charles Swinburne
You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain't no matter.… — Mark Twain
A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a… — Laini Taylor
I think it was Mark Twain who said, “Get your facts straight, and then you can distort them as much as you like. — Josh Lanyon
Mark Twain gave us an insight into the life on the Mississippi at the turn of the century. — Bob Newhart
Whether will the twain will ye that I release unto you? — Pontius Pilate
No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid… — Mo Rocca
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I… — Unknown Author
(Twain on Cain): it was his misfortune to live in a dark age that knew not the beneficent Insanity Plea. — Mark Twain
'A Gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar standing next to it.' Mark Twain — Andrew Guzaldo
'Go to Heaven for the climate, and to Hell for the company.' Mark Twain — Andrew Guzaldo
'Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.' Mark Twain — Andrew Guzaldo
'No mans life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session!' Mark Twain — Andrew Guzaldo
Jen LOVE all three of those qetuos!!! If I had to pick just one I'd have to say I like the Twain quote the best… — Unknown Author
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. --Mark Twain — Mark Twain
Right from the start, I loved the works of Mark Twain. Every time I read about Tom Sawyer, I'd go out and do something low-level… — John Grisham
2Pac never attended college, Lucille 'O' Ball was kicked out of acting school for being too shy, Bill Gates dropped out of college, Steven Spilberg… — Justin
Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder. -Matthew 19:6 — Bible
SONG TITLES AND ARTISTS!! From this moment on SHAINA TWAIN Ill be there JACKSON 5 Take my breathe away BERLIN I'll stand by you PRETENDERS… — Kevin McCarty
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful! o mankind! be careful of your duty to your lord who created you from a single… — Quran

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