Tv Quotes

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TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be… — Roseanne Barr
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he… — Roseanne Barr
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at… — Joey Adams
Twelve-piece cookware sets for ninety-nine bucks are routinely hawked on late-night TV - often by friends of mine. But with a mere five pieces, you… — Mario Batali
There is nothing more mysterious than a TV set left on in an empty room. It is even stranger than a man talking to himself… — Jean Baudrillard
I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I think. — Emmanuelle Beart
I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny. — Mayim Bialik
Despite a large body of work in films, TV, theatre and concerts, I am viewed by many as a Jewish artist. I do not resent… — Theodore Bikel
I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie. — Jack Black
My kids don't watch any TV, but they watch videos and films. I'm sure they watch it at friends' houses. — Cate Blanchett
I don't really watch that much TV, to be honest. — Emily Blunt
It's not like Alaska isn't wilderness - it mostly is. But most Alaskans don't live in the wild. They live on the edge of the… — Tom Bodett
Pick up any newspaper or magazine, open the TV, and you'll be bombarded with suggestions of how to have a successful life. Some of these… — Alain de Botton
At the end of the day, the TV show is the best job in the world. I get to go anywhere I want, eat and… — Anthony Bourdain
You don't have to turn on the TV set. You don't have to work on the Internet. It's up to you. — Ray Bradbury
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis… — David Brinkley
I always did TV commercials and made great money to put myself through school. That became guest starring roles on TV shows. — Malin Akerman
While most people in TV, radio, and the press have treated me wonderfully, some of the most important people want to pretend I don't exist. — Harry Browne
At almost forty years old, I assumed my career on camera was over. And I was certainly given that message by all the TV managers… — Mika Brzezinski
My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride. — Sandra Bullock

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