Tree Quotes

4223 quotes by 2276 authors

Bitch is a female dog dogs bark bark is part of a tree tree is a part of nature nature is a beautiful thing thanks… — Unknown Author
Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O to a tree. — John Candy
Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog...a fuckin' Christmas tree...a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin'… — John Mcclane
I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is! — Seth Rogan
HUMILITY is one (1) general aspect of life that exalt a man!. There are tree things in life that makes a man fulfilled in life… — Daniel Emmanuel
On the afternoon of October 19, 1899, I climbed a tall cherry tree and, armed with a saw which I still have, and a hatchet,… — Dr Robert H Goddard
Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In… — Sharlene05
If we were given a leaf for every lie that was told to us, we would be a tree......ER — Eddie Rothschild
You Can't Make A Place For Yourself Under The Sun If You Keep Sitting In The Shade Of The Family Tree... — Pacifiersucker
Often we take things for granted someties we do it a little to much in not knowing we doing it. Some people take things for… — Montreal Pruitt
Since Ive been climbing to the top, theres been less friends in my family tree. — Alex Talman
There's nothing wrong in appreciating yourself and your self worth. In fact it's a good virtue to appreciate your God given potential. Just like the… — Kemmy Nola
Him: Ask me if I'm a tree. Me: Are you a tree? Him: Nope *walks away — Just Thoughts
I always dreamed of that girl, who would carve our initials in a tree. Who would sing our song to me when I was mad… — Mahmoud El Hallab
Computers phones tv's and technology what ever happened to climing a tree mud pies and eating worms... what happened to always beeing outside what happened… — Drew Fonner
Preparing a family tree is a stressful daunting task for many adoptees. Judith Land — Judith Land
People use YOLO for everything *falls out of tree* are you ok? yeah nigga YOLO. — Unknown Author
The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! — Unknown Author
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. Be a tree, give fruits, flowers, shade… — Unknown Author
Two mentally disturbed men decided they must go to school. They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was a… — Newlove

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