Tree Quotes

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Lil Wayne has an ex-wife, 5 baby mommas, 4 girl friends, 3 boos, a partridge in a pear tree, and has the nerve to be… — Lil Wayne
ME? BITCH? A BITCH IS A DOG.. A DOG BARKS.. BARKS CAME FROM TREES.. A TREE IS NATURE.. NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL.. SO THEREFORE I AM… — Ihateflyinroaches
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. — Larry Wilde
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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. — Woody Allen
Teeth blunts with peanut, standin' on a tree stump. Rappers need to keep up, my bitches double D cup. — Mac Miller
Of winters lifeless world each tree. Now seems a perfect part; Yet each one holds summers secret. Deep down within its heart. — Charles G Stater
I wish a nigga wood like a tree in this bitch — Unknown Author
I wasnt afraid of hitting a tree; the tree would be the only one getting hurt in that scenario. - Bella Cullen — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
My wifes family tree is full of nuts. — Tony Rawlinson
I was carrying a drunk college student, at about 2:00 am, when I ran over a small tree branch on the surface. He jerked his… — Wiley Hollingsworth 144 Nw Stadium Way Pullman Wa 99163
Love is like a tree u have to give it sun and little bit of water but u over give sun and water it dies… — Mario Barajas
You and me sitting on a tree.. K-I-S-S-I-N-G:)) — Asdfghjkl <3
Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so… — Sheila Siggins
Got a blunt looking like a Cali palm tree. Police roll by I got nothing on me. — Wiz Khalifa
Once a girl came home and her mom asked ;;what did u do 2day ?'' , then the daughter said ''johny paied me $10 to… — Maya Thomes -13
Phyllis Diller's Christmas Advice : Never stand under a partride in a pear tree. — Phyllis Diller
I can count my inner circle on my hands and my feet, passing joints long as a branch cause it's family tree. — Big Sean
I am the tree; alone in the green field. You are the sun; breaking through the dark clouds. Your bright light shines on me, through… — Jenyluv
Your tree wasn't enough, good thing I brought some killa. Bitch I'm a king, and all my team is loyal niggas. — Wiz Khalifa

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