Trawler Quotes by David Feherty

More Quotes by David Feherty

David Feherty has 10 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.
• The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
• It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.
• I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.
• Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.
• Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me…
• The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent…
• Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

See all 10 quotes by David Feherty »