Toy Quotes

330 Toy quotes by 287 unique authors

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and… — Dan Harmon
When I was 8, my favorite toy was a stapler. My brother was afraid of me. — Emily Procter
If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers get over that… — Jamie Zawinski
PHONOGRAPH, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises. — Ambrose Bierce
Spoken of the young Archimedes: . . . [he] was as much enchanted by the rudiments of algebra as he would have been if I… — Archimedes
The woods of Arcady are dead, And over is their antique joy; Of old the world on dreaming fed Gray Truth is now her painted… — William Butler Yeats
God has given us a universe. It's really an expensive toy with no instructions. We're gonna break it sooner or later. — Unknown Author
I had a toy theater and a magic lantern, and when I was eight I built a stage for theatricals in the attic. — James Broughton
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out… — Jack Handey
The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old… — Jack Handey
To a real child anything will serve as a toy. — John Cowper Powys
I felt like a Tinker toy kid building my own self out of one of those toy building sets; for as she laid her life… — James McBride
I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment ! Sometimes… — Bill Bailey
Tell me not of joy: there's none Now my little sparrow's gone; He, just as you, Would toy and woo, He would chirp and flatter… — William Cartwright
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it. — Dave Chappelle
I enjoyed being in movies when I was a boy. As a child you're not acting - you believe. Ah, if an adult could only… — Roddy McDowall
I'm a geeky toy collector, and to have toys of your own characters is unbelievably cool. — Craig McCracken
If you can shoot well, all you need is a disposable, toy camera or a camera phone to create great work. If you're not talented,… — Ken Rockwell
It defies common sense that stores are fined for selling toy guns to children, but someone who isn't even allowed to board an airplane in… — Carolyn McCarthy
These airplanes we have today are no more than a perfection of a child's toy made of paper. — Henri Coanda
My younger daughter told me recently that when she was a child she thought the typewriter was a toy that I went into my room… — William Maxwell
Sports is the toy department of life. — George Will
When I was 8, I got a little toy propeller plane: You could turn it on and the people disappeared from the little windows and… — John Travolta
I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen.… — Joanna Lumley
The whole business was like a child's toy that you could buy at the dime store, all built in this wonderful way that you could… — Max Delbruck

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