Tooth Fairy Quotes

42 Tooth Fairy quotes by 38 unique authors

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. — Yogi Berra
I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, one more fib… — Julie Burchill
As much as I'd like to meet the tooth fairy on an evening walk, I don't really believe it can happen. — Chris Van Allsburg
Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. — Hans Christian Andersen
Every man's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers. — Hans Christian Andersen
The fundamentalists deny that evolution has taken place; they deny that the earth and the universe as a whole are more than a few thousand… — Isaac Asimov
Conservatives and liberals are kindred spirits as far as government spending is concerned. First, let's make sure we understand what government spending is. Since government… — Walter E. Williams
Poems come from ordinary experiences and objects, I think. Out of memory - a dress I lent my daughter on her way back to college;… — Sharon Olds
You may scoff at the Tooth Fairy if you like. But the Tooth Fairy's approach has gotten more politicians elected than any economist's analysis. — Thomas Sowell
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. — Miguel de Cervantes
Money is much more exciting than anything it buys. — Mignon McLaughlin
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them. — Dana Snyder
When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her… — Priscilla Presley
Believing in the Tooth Fairy is easier than trying to figure out how else the money gets under your pillow. — Cynthia Lewis
Do we believe that there is equal economic opportunity out there in the real world, right now, for each and every one of these groups?… — William Weld
Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great. — John Cena
I suppose if you look back to your early childhood you accept everything people tell you, and that includes a heavy dose of irrationality -… — Richard Dawkins
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
What I'm not saying is that all government spending is bad. It's not - far, far from it, but there is no free lunch, as… — Arthur Laffer
I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's… — John Lennon
I felt suddenly cruel, like I´d told dmall children there was no tooth fairy, that it was just their Mom sneaking into their room after… — Janet Fitch
Beginning with Santa in infancy, and ending with the Tooth Fairy as the child acquires adult teeth. Or, plainly put, beginning with all the possibility… — Chuck Palahniuk
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore
Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a… — Heather Brewer
So it is best to keep an open mind and be agnostic. At first sight that seems an unassailable position, at least in the weak… — Richard Dawkins

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