Toilet Tissue Quotes
- Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To… — Erma Bombeck
- I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it.… — Erma Bombeck
- You know what yo, you a bitch, you should have a travel agent, cause you a trip, you should make your own toilet tissue since… — Kanye West
- I spoil them bitches, I employ them niggas. Wipe my ass with the riches like it's some toilet tissue. — Rick Ross