Toilet Seats Quotes

3 Toilet Seats quotes by 3 unique authors

• Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. — Zach Braff
• Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked with volleyball courts… — Maureen Dowd
• Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Toilet Seats Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Toilet Seats Quotes as follows:

• 1 Toilet Seats Quote by Zach Braff
• 1 Toilet Seats Quote by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Toilet Seats Quote by Maureen Dowd