Toilet Bowl Quotes

17 Toilet Bowl quotes by 16 unique authors

Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go… — Howard Stern
I don't think you can get away with putting your talents in a toilet bowl and not having them flushed away. Forever. There is a… — Sean Penn
The world is divided up into two kinds of people - those who look at their body waste in the toilet bowl, and those who… — John Gregory Dunne
Did you ever notice that America is shaped like one big, giant toilet bowl? — Bret Hart
Clearly, some time ago makers and consumers of American junk food passed jointly through some kind of sensibility barrier in the endless quest for new… — Bill Bryson
I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my… — Bob Dylan
Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the toilet bowl red.… — Alfred the Great
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. — Bill Cosby
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't… — Bill Cosby
It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl. — Cassandra Clare
The most work he did on [the urinals] was to run a brush once or twice apiece, singing some song as loud as he could… — Ken Kesey
When I was a little girl, my mother used to whisper, Beauty is pain, in my ear as she brushed the tangles out of my… — Ream
They sent me to the pen for five years for a crime that was never committed. I aint no bank robber but that five years… — Mac Dre
Music loud, hear it banging through the whole street. Beat getting shit on: toilet bowl seat. — Mac Miller
Don't drink COKE and drive ; buy COKE to clean your toilet bowl! — Diana Yan Manan
That moment when you just put a new toilet paper then it jumps right in the toilet bowl.. — Joanne Lobedica
A Woman Never Say: Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one! — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Toilet Bowl Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 17 Toilet Bowl Quotes as follows: