Toes Quotes

457 Toes quotes by 397 unique authors

My toes are all squished. During an operation, they had to take nerves out. — Steven Tyler
Now I'm way into suits that I can put on whether I took a shower or not, and wear barefoot and paint my toes black… — Steven Tyler
The nineteenth century lynching mob cuts off ears, toes, and fingers, strips off flesh, and distributes portions of the body as souvenirs among the crowd. — Ida B. Wells
Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in… — Marianne Williamson
Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. — William Butler Yeats
Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging. — Woody Allen
Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES! — Jeff Smith
The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army… — Jerry Seinfeld
Someone asked me...how it felt and I was reminded of a story that a fellow townsman of ours used to tell--Abraham Lincoln. They asked him… — Adlai E. Stevenson
Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing-- turn your toes out when you walk--- And remember who you are! — Lewis Carroll
She worked her toes into the sand, feeling the tiny delicious pain of the friction of tiny chips of silicon against the tender flesh between… — Orson Scott Card
God sent Jesus to join the human experience, which means to make a lot of mistakes. Jesus didn't arrive here knowing how to walk. He… — Anne Lamott
I wondered if the fire had been out to get me. I wondered if all fire was related, like Dad said all humans were related,… — Jeannette Walls
Like any child, I slid into myself perfectly fitted, as a diver meets her reflection in a pool. Her fingertips enter the fingertips on the… — Annie Dillard
I love you because no two snowflakes are alike, and it is possible, if you stand tippy-toe, to walk between the raindrops. — Nikki Giovanni
The past was but the cemetery of our illusions: one simply stubbed one's toes on the gravestones. — Emile Zola
Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes. — Robert A. Heinlein
May the hair on your toes never fall out! — J.R.R. Tolkien
It was a bad one, the Winter of 1933. Wading home that night through flames of snow, my toes burning, my ears on fire, the… — John Fante
Time was something that largely happened to other people; he viewed it in the same way that people on the shore viewed the sea. It… — Terry Pratchett
The biggest defeat in every department of life is to forget, especially the things that have done you in, and to die without realizing how… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
I'm a moldy moldy man I'm moldy thru and thru I'm a moldy moldy man You would not think it true I'm moldy til my… — John Lennon
My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes. — Shel Silverstein
Stealing ideas from contemporaries is rude and tasteless. Stealing from the long dead is considered literary and admirable. The same is true of grave-robbing. Loot… — N.D. Wilson
If you never stepped on anybody's toes, you never been for a walk. — Barbara Kingsolver

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