Toddlers Quotes

33 quotes by 31 authors

For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of… — P.J. O'Rourke
In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent. — Robert Breault
In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured. — Robert Breault
Education - lifelong education for everyone - from toddlers to workers well advanced in their careers - is indeed an excellent investment for individuals and… — Ben Bernanke
It was unbelievable seeing me as an action figure! In a few months, toddlers all around the country will be biting my head off! — Emma Watson
The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers — Geraldo Rivera
Families survive the terrible twos because toddlers aren't strong enough to kill with their hands and aren't capable of using lethal weapons. — Paul Bloom
Our prevailing system of management has destroyed our people. People are born with intrinsic motivation, self-respect, dignity, curiosity to learn, joy in learning. The forces… — W. Edwards Deming
Structure is something that calms our nature; we know this of toddlers. — Krista Tippett
No country in history ever sent mothers of toddlers off to fight enemy soldiers until the United States did this in the Iraq war. — Phyllis Schlafly
There is no frigate like a book and no harbor like a library, where those who love books but can't afford their own complete collections,… — Sara Paretsky
The false pride of perennial celebration, of wearing flag lapel pins while betraying the values that the flag stands for, is like the self-esteem curriculum… — Anne-Marie Slaughter
Of course there are people who would like to eat breakfast without the screams of toddlers all around them, but those people should get over… — Jon Ronson
Teenagers talk about the idea of having each other's 'full attention.' They grew up in a culture of distraction. They remember their parents were on… — Sherry Turkle
What is really special about dogs is they're really similar to even human toddlers. — Brian Hare
Children under five are the poorest age group in America, and one in four infants, toddlers and preschoolers are poor during the years of greatest… — Marian Wright Edelman
Computers tend to separate us from each other - Mum's on the laptop, Dad's on the iPad, teenagers are on Facebook, toddlers are on the… — Tom Hodgkinson
We continue to blame the poor for their own condition. They are lazy. We do not want to know that the poorest of the poor… — Madeleine M. Kunin
A lot of people say, 'Wow, you're a single father of twin boys, that's crazy!' Two toddlers can get hectic, but I wouldn't change it… — Ricky Martin
The stirrings of morality emerge early in childhood. Toddlers spontaneously offer toys and help to others and try to comfort people they see in distress. — Steven Pinker

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