Toddlers Quotes
33 quotes by 31 authors
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For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.
— Robert Breault
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In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured.
— Robert Breault
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Education - lifelong education for everyone - from toddlers to workers well advanced in their careers - is indeed an excellent investment for individuals and…
— Ben Bernanke
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It was unbelievable seeing me as an action figure! In a few months, toddlers all around the country will be biting my head off!
— Emma Watson
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The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers
— Geraldo Rivera
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Families survive the terrible twos because toddlers aren't strong enough to kill with their hands and aren't capable of using lethal weapons.
— Paul Bloom
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Our prevailing system of management has destroyed our people. People are born with intrinsic motivation, self-respect, dignity, curiosity to learn, joy in learning. The forces…
— W. Edwards Deming
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Structure is something that calms our nature; we know this of toddlers.
— Krista Tippett
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No country in history ever sent mothers of toddlers off to fight enemy soldiers until the United States did this in the Iraq war.
— Phyllis Schlafly
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There is no frigate like a book and no harbor like a library, where those who love books but can't afford their own complete collections,…
— Sara Paretsky
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The false pride of perennial celebration, of wearing flag lapel pins while betraying the values that the flag stands for, is like the self-esteem curriculum…
— Anne-Marie Slaughter
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Of course there are people who would like to eat breakfast without the screams of toddlers all around them, but those people should get over…
— Jon Ronson
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Teenagers talk about the idea of having each other's 'full attention.' They grew up in a culture of distraction. They remember their parents were on…
— Sherry Turkle
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What is really special about dogs is they're really similar to even human toddlers.
— Brian Hare
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Children under five are the poorest age group in America, and one in four infants, toddlers and preschoolers are poor during the years of greatest…
— Marian Wright Edelman
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Computers tend to separate us from each other - Mum's on the laptop, Dad's on the iPad, teenagers are on Facebook, toddlers are on the…
— Tom Hodgkinson
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We continue to blame the poor for their own condition. They are lazy. We do not want to know that the poorest of the poor…
— Madeleine M. Kunin
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A lot of people say, 'Wow, you're a single father of twin boys, that's crazy!' Two toddlers can get hectic, but I wouldn't change it…
— Ricky Martin
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The stirrings of morality emerge early in childhood. Toddlers spontaneously offer toys and help to others and try to comfort people they see in distress.
— Steven Pinker
Who Wrote These Toddlers Quotes
31 authors contributed a total of 33 Toddlers Quotes, led by these top contributors: