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- I don't like toast... the black stuff gets in my teeth.
- I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my…
- The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto…
- At my 30th birthday party, one of my best friends gave a toast and said I'd been waiting for that day since I was 13.…
More Toasts Quotes
- We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but… — Mark Twain
- But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast… — Thomas M. Disch
- To set but a low value upon toast is to expose one's deficiencies in right appreciation. — E. V. Lucas
- That includes not cutting down the rain forest, and stop polluting the ocean because once we kill the coral reefs and the… — Michael Berryman
- Sometimes we forget to be grateful until we survive a trauma. For example, after having the flu when you ache all over,… — Charlotte Sophia Kasl
- There's two or three kids out there trying to make good music, and the rest of them sound like it's been strained… — Merle Haggard
- I raise a glass, to make a toast wishing everything good for you, so happy birthday for today and health and happiness… — Susan Smith
- I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, 'How did… — Robert Pattinson