Toast Always Quotes

2 Toast Always quotes by 2 unique authors

• If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat… — Steven Wright
• The fact that toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Who Wrote These Toast Always Quotes

2 authors contributed a total of 2 Toast Always Quotes as follows:

• 1 Toast Always Quote by Steven Wright
• 1 Toast Always Quote by John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic