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Tinfoil Quotes by Maureen Johnson
- It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.
- What tinfoil?" he asked.
More Tinfoil Quotes
- Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like… — Jack Handey
- While yes we can both agree the sudden recovery of this footage smells not a little, and that we appear to be… — China Mieville
- The pursuit of exotic beauty in such a life would have been like having a ball of tinfoil in your stomach, all… — Laura Kasischke
- Piety is the tinfoil of pretense. — Elbert Hubbard
- I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey,… — Amy Sedaris
- I have never yet met anyone who did not think it was an agreeable sensation to cut tinfoil with scissors. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
- Most people I've talked to are convinced that they're not getting valuable information from news media anymore. I'm not talking about tinfoil-hatters… — Drew Curtis
- You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate… — Patrick Rothfuss