Tinfoil Quotes

14 quotes by 13 authors

Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I… — Jack Handey
While yes we can both agree the sudden recovery of this footage smells not a little, and that we appear to be bits of tinfoil-on-string… — China Mieville
The pursuit of exotic beauty in such a life would have been like having a ball of tinfoil in your stomach, all that airy metal… — Laura Kasischke
Piety is the tinfoil of pretense. — Elbert Hubbard
I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the… — Amy Sedaris
I have never yet met anyone who did not think it was an agreeable sensation to cut tinfoil with scissors. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
Most people I've talked to are convinced that they're not getting valuable information from news media anymore. I'm not talking about tinfoil-hatters either, these are… — Drew Curtis
You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate in the refrigerator.… — Patrick Rothfuss
Weâ€™re multigenerational Squires. (Carl) Which means what? You prance around with tinfoil armor and plastic swords pretending to be knights? (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil. — Maureen Johnson
What tinfoil?" he asked. — Maureen Johnson
My first acting experience was a non-speaking role as a robot. My costume was a cardboard box covered in tinfoil, but I was so shy… — Jessica Raine
I am very experienced in the making of tinfoil hats — Kiki
Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it… — Zoolander

Who Wrote These Tinfoil Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 14 Tinfoil Quotes as follows: