Thumb Quotes

253 Thumb quotes by 210 unique authors

I always say funny doesnt sag, which seems like a good rule of thumb. People should be more interested in your personality than how you… — Reese Witherspoon
I used to get in trouble a lot for wearing very low-cut shirts and see-through stuff with bras. And there were definitely some girls that… — Lady Gaga
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, Whats the matter now? Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer,… — Unknown Author
Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.… — Tonizist
There is a stigma in Hollywood towards soap operas and soap opera actors. It really ticks me off, because there are a lot of good… — Josh Duhamel
Being 'weird' is one of the most best complements you could ever give someone. If no one in the world was weird, everything would be… — Unknown Author
Kush on my breathe, cokecan on my tongue, fucked the world with my thumb. — Lil Wayne
How unfortunate someone has replaced your dick with a thumb. Oh.. Wait.. Get out. — Jeremy G
THIS one is for you haters...thumb down my quote if u hate me...i wanna see how much haters I got...BUT is still love u haters… — Shubham Joshi
Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb. — Amit Verma
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it. — Nikhil Saluja
You know you had a good day of skating when the side of your thumb is just straight raw from holding your board. — Nyjah Huston
Thinking of a good surprise to give your girlfriend? How about a thumb in the ass durning doggystyle. — Nikhil Saluja

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