Three Great Quotes
- The three great moments of my life had to be the concerts of Ellington in 1938, Dizzy in '48, and Ella in '52. — Boris Vian
- There have been three great inventions in the history of mankind; Fire, the wheel and Playboy. — Hugh Hefner
- Teacher: Tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into peoples lives? Student: smo-king, Drin-king and Fuck-ing — Mohammed Bhat