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This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brotherâ€™s crazy. He thinks heâ€™s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why donâ€™t you turn… — Woody Allen
I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, forgetting that there was no one… — John Swartzwelder
[S]he leans into this guy and rocks her head like Iâ€™m making this music for her, when if I could, I would take it all… — Rachel Cohn
The only other people who have had experiences similar to those of this man were locked up inside institutions for the criminally insane. The difference… — Augusten Burroughs
I once heard someone on a bus say that this guy had gotten under her skin. And it struck me as a remarkable thought -… — Jodi Picoult
In the two months I had also dated Justin Fellowes, this guy in my Spanish class, though after three weeks we decided we should "see… — Deb Caletti
Now, revealing that you're a keeper is no guarantee that this guy won't just walk away. Some men really are just sport fishing and have… — Steve Harvey
I can't help but smile as I swipe a lone tear trailing down my cheek. How can I not be crazy in love with this… — Simone Elkeles
Despite Langdonâ€™s six-foot frame and athletic build, Anderson saw none of the cold, hardened edge he expected from a man famous for surviving an explosion… — Dan Brown
The rule for finding plots for character-centered novels, which is to ask: 'So what's the worst possible thing I can do to *this* guy?' And… — Lois McMaster Bujold
Purple light passed over the paper, but nothing happened. "Next!" Amy said. She was sure the man in black was going to burst in on… — Rick Riordan
What worries me is, what if this guy is really the one for me and I just haven't had enough therapy yet for me to… — Carrie Fisher
My father hired you to protect me," Ahmed said, "not to go off chasing men." Grandma leaned forward, keeping her eye on the Taurus. "We… — Janet Evanovich
Look, donâ€™t get me wrong. I worship the ground this guy walks on. Iâ€™m excited to meet him tonight. Iâ€™m dying to meet him tonight.… — Richelle Mead
A knife!" I yelled, still brandishing my pillow. "Jim, I command you to get me a gelding knife. If this guy wants to be a… — Katie MacAlister
Donâ€™t worry. Itâ€™ll never happen again. You know me, I do date occasionally, but I usually spend at least a few normal, boring days with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
(Zarek slammed his combined fists down across Thanatosâ€™s back.) If anyone has any suggestions on how to kill this guy, Iâ€™m open to it. (Zarek)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just… — Chelsea Handler
Roarke "I'll drop you." Eve "No, better I catch a cab or take the underground. This guy sees me show up in a hot car… — Nora Roberts
Leave the girl alone, Clete, and let's get back on the road," the tall driver said, and his voice had that "I'm done with you"… — Charlaine Harris

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