Third Base Quotes by Ron Suskind

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• The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner… — Henny Youngman
• If you happened to be born on third base, you didn't rub it in the face of the guy who wasn't even… — Ron Suskind
• When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me. — Bob Uecker
• I remember once in high school the umpire called me out at third base when I was sure I was safe. I… — Peter Falk
• I'm a teammate guy, so whatever I can do to help my team to win like I have the past two years,… — Albert Pujols
• You know, it was once said of the first George Bush that he was born on third base and thought he'd hit… — Ted Strickland
• Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game. Home is where the heartache is. — Ron Luciano
• John Henry Lloyd is the man I gave the credit to for polishing my skills. He taught me how to play third… — Judy Johnson

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