Third Base Quotes

19 quotes by 18 authors

The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean… — Henny Youngman
I remember once in high school the umpire called me out at third base when I was sure I was safe. I got so mad… — Peter Falk
I'm a teammate guy, so whatever I can do to help my team to win like I have the past two years, that's what I… — Albert Pujols
You know, it was once said of the first George Bush that he was born on third base and thought he'd hit a triple. Well,… — Ted Strickland
Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game. Home is where the heartache is. — Ron Luciano
If you happened to be born on third base, you didn't rub it in the face of the guy who wasn't even born in the… — Ron Suskind
John Henry Lloyd is the man I gave the credit to for polishing my skills. He taught me how to play third base and how… — Judy Johnson
Carl Yastrzemski was the best all-around player. He could run, throw and hit. He had the ability to play a number of different positions. He… — Al Kaline
I never did say that you can't be a nice guy and win. I said that if I was playing third base and my mother… — Leo Durocher
I played baseball up until my freshman year of high school. That was my main sport. I played third base. — Macklemore
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple. — Barry Switzer
That was easy for him to say when his cell phone was rounding third base. If anyone got a home run tonight, I didn't want… — Rosemary Clement-Moore
[W]hen Ben was kissing me, the whole world retreated. I felt things I'd never felt before, in places I never knew were connected. But I… — Rosemary Clement-Moore
Just spend a few more months playing video games. That hand-eye coordination will come in handy when you get to third base. — John Green
One rule I had was make your best pitch and back up third base. That relay might get away and you've got another shot at… — Lefty Gomez
You should have seen Willie Wells play shortstop: as good as Ozzie Smith and a better hitter. How I wish people could have seen Ray… — Monte Irvin
When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me. — Bob Uecker
For that scratch I'll peel your potato. I ain't running with the G-unit but I fucks with Yayo. I know you heard about the gorgeous… — Stack Bundles
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Third Base Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 19 Third Base Quotes as follows: