Thinks Quotes

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The things that affect you most deeply - the things that will destroy you if you don't sing about them - are the things that… — Wayne Coyne
If everybody thinks you're out of your mind, you just might be onto something. — Jack Canfield
I'm going to marry him. And if he thinks he can get divorced and married every two or three years in the approved Hollywood fashion,… — Agatha Christie
No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead. — W.C. Fields
Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk in… — Jerry Seinfeld
When hearing a door creak, the optimist thinks it's opening and the pessimist thinks it's closing. — Matthieu Ricard
The woman who is about to deceive her husband always carefully thinks out how she is going to act, but she is never logical. — Honore de Balzac
Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three. — George Clooney
The gentleman has nine cares. In seeing he is careful to see clearly; in hearing he is careful to hear distinctly; in his looks he… — Confucius
The degree of complications and unhappiness in a person's life corresponds to the degree to which he dwells on the way he thinks the world… — Robert Ringer
And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny… — Denis Norden
We're not great friends, but I admire him. If he thinks he's the best player of the century, that's his problem. — Pele
He thinks too much. Such men are dangerous. — William Shakespeare
A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't — Clive James
Why should we pay so much attention to what the majority thinks? — Socrates
Put yourself in the other man's place and then you will know why he thinks certain things and does certain deeds. — Elbert Hubbard
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the… — Jerry Lawler
The Russian people are suffering from economic fatigue and from disillusionment with the Allies! The world thinks the Russian Revolution is at an end. Do… — Alexander Kerensky
The first thing Julian wanted to do in life, well, before he wanted to be an artist and then a musician, was to be a… — Cynthia Lennon
How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it. — John B. Keane

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