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My daughter's too young, but my son is like, 'Okay, Dad's on TV, he's wearing puffy sleeves, and he's swinging a sword around. That's cool.'… — James Marsden
I may fight with my sisters but once anyone thinks of laying a finger on them or trying to intentionally hurt them, they`ll be facing… — Jennifer Lee-Marnnie Williams
Cats have it made. They walk around naked and everyone thinks they're adorable. But if I walk around naked, I have a drinking problem. — Nikhil Saluja
When your with your family or friends and they make you laugh when your down. dont get into suicide thinks of the times you have… — Courtneyhood
Anyone can give up , it's the easiest thing ever , but to hold it together when everyone else thinks you'd fall apart is true… — Spido
My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now? — Nikhil Saluja
I'm so homophobic I won't even fart in front of a gay man...just in case he thinks its an invitation! — Nikhil Saluja

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