Best Therapist Lines

154 Therapist quotes by 130 unique authors

Certainly if I were to think in terms of a field that would have required a different mode of education, I think I would have… — Jill McCorkle
Never discuss your past relationships with your present love, no matter how hurt, frustrated or pain still lingers. Your present love isn't your Therapist; Once… — Wandini
My therapist thinks I'm a drama queen. OMG! She totally hates me! — Nikhil Saluja
Dear math, Im not therapist so solve your own problems — Hussein Nishah
My therapist told me I am a visionary. A rare and beautiful soul with a unique, weird, and wonderful perspective on life and all it's… — Eric Nickel
Day 1 with my therapist..... I just want you to know right up front how I approach therapy. I can not give you any answers,… — Eric Nickel
The answers we seek, come not from a therapist, or a bottle, but from within the exquisite corridors of our minds. Master your mind, and… — Eric Nickel
Me= someTimes I want to die. Therapist= are you feeling suicidal? Me= not actively, but if something bad were to happen to me, I wouldn't… — Unknown Author
Someone's therapist knows all about you. — Dominic Riccitello
I thought I was going crazy. So I went to a therapist. After half an hour, he paid me to leave. I heard that he… — Green Monk
I'm not in therapy, but my therapist is. — Green Monk
Deep inside us, we know what every family therapist knows: the problems between the parents become the problems within the children. — Unknown Author
Here's The Number To My Therapist He's Fucking Awesome At Listening — Tyler The Creator
Here's the number to my therapist (Shit). Tell him all your problems, he's fuckin' awesome with listenin' — Tyler The Creator
My best friend say I'm bottled up, I need a f*cking therapist. But I can't think of nobody I wanna share this with. Why should… — Pharrell Williams
Facebook: *Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking:* don't care'' Whore Your life sucks Song lyrics Inside joke? Needs a therapist. — Unknown Author
I love my therapist. When I have an issue that I need to work through, going to therapy gives me a bigger toolbox to do… — Kristen Bell
NO Education = McDonalds, Streets or Jail, Education= Lawyer, Doctor, Physical Therapist, Dream house, money and car. STAY IN SCHOOL :-) — Raquel
Music! Helps reunite you with things you miss, take you from things you want to forget, shows you you're not alone and is the best… — Nishan Panwar
You are sick bro! You need to go check out a sex Therapist? You want my Sex therapist phone number? — Glen Rambharack
Dear Parents, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems. I'm not a therapist. — Kevin McCarty
I showed my therapist some of my tweets and now she's seeing a therapist. — Nikhil Saluja
Therapist: you should be in a mental institute Me: I'm already on Twitter — Nikhil Saluja
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. — Nikhil Saluja
Has anyone else noticed that therapist is just the rapist without the space? — Nishan Panwar

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